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Hammond's Virus Alert
To: Jack.uh. Colonel O'Neill
From: General Hammond
Subject: New Virus.
Jack,
you may want to ask Major Carter to check on this one.
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus
called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of
Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it . so be warned. The virus
appears to affect those of us who were born before 1960!
Symptoms of the Senile Virus:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember???????????
I don't remember if I sent this one out.
I don't think I did.or did you send it to me??
General G Hammond
Earth's atmosphere is, proportionally, thinner than the skin of an apple.
We`re loosely calling it The River Project, but hopefully the pieces that we put together will be educational pieces that will throw some light on the situation as to what kind of jeopardy may be surrounding our great rivers.
Richard Anderson
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