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New Names
A little something to brighten our day.
Permission to forward:
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=lefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa=zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a=diaper
b=toilet
c=giggle
d=burger
e=girdle
f=barf
g=lizard
h=waffle
i=cootie
j=monkey
k=potty
l=liver
m=banana
n=rhino
o=bubble
p=hamster
q=toad
r=gizzard
s=pizza
t=gerbil
u=chicken
v=pickle
w=chuckle
x=tofu
y=gorilla
z=stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a=head
b=mouth
c=face
d=nose
e=tush
f=breath
g=pants
h=shorts
i=lips
j=honker
k=butt
l=brain
m=tushie
n=chunks
o=hiney
p=biscuits
q=toes
r=buns
s=fanny
t=sniffer
u=sprinkles
v=kisser
w=squirt
x=humperdinck
y=brains
z=juice
DORKEY GIRDLEBUNS, AKA Snuffles D Bear
STASI, the East German secret police organization, devised a devilishly clever way to prevent someone from giving them the slip during the Cold War: they managed to synthesize the scent of a female dog in heat, which they applied to the shoes of the person under surveillance. Then they simply had a male dog follow the scent.
(When asked about his inspiration growing up) "My number one inspiration was my mother. She worked two jobs and had breakfast and dinner prepared. I essentially called my mother, The Lion. She's fierce and she's proud. I'd like to think some of that rubbed off on me. In the film industry, Sidney Poitier, in a broader sense, Muhammad Ali. He put his beliefs above any monetary value. That's why his celebrity has never waned. Movies, TV, sports, come and go, but what you stand for is what people remember. Mandela, Martin Luther King, John Kennedy are people who really stood for something and were willing to die for it. You don't see a whole lot of that any more."
Christopher Judge
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