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The Twelve Encounters of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a UFO in the night sky!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two flying disks! and a UFO in the night sky.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three extra-terrestrials! Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four flashing lights! Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five abduction experiences! Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six alien sightings! Five abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven witnesses a-talking! Six alien sightings, Five abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight saucers a-flying! Seven witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, Five abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine spaceships speeding! Eight saucers a-flying, Seven witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, Five abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the tenth of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten telepathy thoughts! Nine spaceships speeding, Eight saucers a-flying, Seven witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, Five abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven close encounters! Ten telepathy thoughts, Nine spaceships speeding, Eight saucers a-flying, Seven witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, Five abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve ETs watching! Eleven close encounters, Ten telepathy thoughts, Nine spaceships speeding, Eight saucers a-flying, Seven witnesses a-talking, Six alien sightings, Five abduction experiences. Four flashing lights, Three extra-terrestrials, Two flying disks, and a UFO in the night sky.
At midnight on the Christmas Eve of 1914, German gunfire suddenly halted and was replaced by the singing of carols. At daybreak, the German soldiers began to call out "Merry Christmas" to their foes.
Before long, both sides declared a truce, shook hands with each other, and exchanged gifts of food, cigarettes, and liquor. The merriment and goodwill lasted for three days.
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
~Alice Kahn
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