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Sci-fi Light Bulb jokes
How many members of the starwars crew does it take to change a light bulb?
None, 'we don't need a light bulb we'll just CGI the light in later'
How many members of the Buffy/Angel/X-files crew does it take to change a light bulb?
None, 'the darkness works just fine'
How many Doctor who producers dose it take to change a light bulb?
'Ah light bulbs, if only I had the time or money to change light bulbs!'
How many of the star trek movie crew dose it take to change a light bulb?
6, 1 lighting gaffer, 1 supervising gaffer, 1 assistant director of lighting, 1 director of lighting, 1 executive producer and 1 accountant. Total cost $6000.
How many Borg dose it take to change a light bulb?
All of them (think about it!) or 'light and dark are irrelevant'
How many Kilngon does it take to change a light bulb?
None, 'Light is for the weak'
Or How many Kilngon does it take to change a light bulb?
2, 1 to change the bulb, the other to sing an song about the epic struggle against the darkness
How many Romualns does it take to change a light bulb?
3 1 to change the light bulb, 1 hired assassin to kill the bulb changer and 1 to take credit for it.
The stormtroopers in the original starwars are seen in many seen carrying long blasters. On closer inspection you can see that the blasters are actually WWII era German MG42 machine guns (modified slightly)
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