How many members of the starwars crew does it take to change a light bulb?
None, 'we don't need a light bulb we'll just CGI the light in later'
How many members of the Buffy/Angel/X-files crew does it take to change a light bulb?
None, 'the darkness works just fine'
How many Doctor who producers dose it take to change a light bulb?
'Ah light bulbs, if only I had the time or money to change light bulbs!'
How many of the star trek movie crew dose it take to change a light bulb?
6, 1 lighting gaffer, 1 supervising gaffer, 1 assistant director of lighting, 1 director of lighting, 1 executive producer and 1 accountant. Total cost $6000.
How many Borg dose it take to change a light bulb?
All of them (think about it!) or 'light and dark are irrelevant'
How many Kilngon does it take to change a light bulb?
None, 'Light is for the weak'
Or How many Kilngon does it take to change a light bulb?
2, 1 to change the bulb, the other to sing an song about the epic struggle against the darkness
How many Romualns does it take to change a light bulb?
3 1 to change the light bulb, 1 hired assassin to kill the bulb changer and 1 to take credit for it.