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Top Ten yet-to-be-revealed
secrets of U.S.S. Voyager
10. Secret compartment for curing hams
9. Side-impact airbags
8. Neural gel-packs come in strawberry, lime, and grape
7. In addition to doctor, ship comes equipped with holographic waiter, carpenter, and insurance claims-adjuster
6. Button on captain's chair that activates emergency isolinear plot device
5. Curb feelers
4. Like all starships, supply of rocks hidden in bulkheads to make explosions more dramatic
3. Life-sized statue of Sally Struthers in all crew quarters
2. Sonic showers set to pleasing Motown beat
1. Disco lights in officer's mess allow it to pull double duty as dancehall
The Klingon divorce ceremony involves striking the defendant spouse, and reciting the words "N'Gos tlhogh cha!" before spitting.
"Men will always be men, no matter where they are."
-- Harry Mudd, Star Trek (Mudd's Women)
