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Top Ten Ways to Tell If
Your Parents are from the Q Continuum
1 You get blinded by that flash of light when they appear.
2 All of your relatives' names are Q.
3 You are *not* grounded for shrinking your gym teacher.
4 The Power Rangers visit you twice a week.
5 You get everything you want for Christmas, including the pony and the death ray.
6 Your Dad goes to work at Andromada Galaxy Starship Towing.
7 Every summer, you visit the Delta Quadrant.
8 You pass quantum mechanics with an A+.
9 They really *do* have eyes in the back of their head.
10 If you get a bad grade, they put your teacher on trial for humanity.
Cmdr. Troi is an outstanding poker player, and recorded a victory over Data in a game of tri-dimensional chess.
"A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away."
-- Dr. Boyce, Star Trek (The Menagerie) ("The Cage")
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