You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Star Trek When......
10 You hear a strange remark and the first thing that pops into your head is "Gee that's something Worf would say."
9 In order to fall asleep you count tribbles
8 You scream out "Death First" during the retreat scene in a movie
7 You walk in to a casino and ask were the Dabo tables are
6 You start naming your kids after characters (ex. Neelix & Vash)
5 Your significant other asks if you want to go out and you say " Make it so Number One "
4 You call your local YMCA and ask when the next dom-jot tournement is
3 You talk to your computer and expect it to answer
2 You go from talking English in your sleep to Klingon
1 When planning a tour of Europe you Bypass Paris so you can spend more time in La Barre
In Star Trek V: The Final Frontier William Shatner's daughter, Melanie, is the yeoman who holds Kirk's log.
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to."