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Reasons why Janeway is
better than the lot of them!
Better looking!
Got to strip down a vest, got all sweaty and generally did a 'Rippley'
Left the prime directive 70,000 light years away
Had a GTI, turbocharged star ship with body styling kit and go faster stripes
Took on and beat the Borg, more times than Picard and Siko put together
Can spout techobable better than any other captain so far
Has Cobalt torpedoes and isn't afraid to use them
Court martialed Tom Paris
Made it to warp 10, turned in to a lizard, had sex with her first officer returned to human form, all in 45 minutes
Err...err...err..ah yes, her boy friend had the same name as me! (okay so that was lame!)
The Krik and Picard lists are taken from much longer lists found at space battles. They also have a Janeway list, but the one above is all my own work (it shows, probably!)
In Star Trek: First Contact Tom Hanks was originally considered for the role of Zefram Cochrane.
"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards."
Sir Fred Hoyle
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