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Mask Pun
My son-in-law Matt has a great-looking Darth Vader mask. One year at Halloween, a friend asked if he could borrow it. Matt agreed, and on Halloween night, his friend came by to pick it up. Matt was surprised that his friend was dressed in his usual attire of jeans and a flannel shirt, with the addition of a black cowboy hat.
"Where's your costume?" Matt asked.
"This is it," his friend replied.
"Well, what are you supposed to be?" Matt inquired.
His friend answered, "Darth Brooks."
In the Durango desert, in Mexico, there's a creepy spot called the "Zone of Silence." You can't pick up clear TV or radio signals. And locals say fireballs sometimes appear in the sky.
"The scientific theory I Iike best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline Luggage."
- Mark Russell
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