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TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE REBELLION
(by Jason Hutt)
10. Get assigned as Luke's wingman or tail (See Biggs, Dak, Hobbie...)
9. The only words you're aloud to speak are "HHHHHyyyyyuuuuuhhhhh" or "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
8. Small moon mysteriously appears over "hidden" base
7. Told that Wampa's are just bigger, friendlier Ewoks
6. Assigned to fly an X-Wing and your name's not Luke or Wedge
5. Tired of getting "A bad feeling about this"
4. Keep getting assigned to cleaning out the Tauntaun pen...
3. Disappointed because you couldn't vote in the last Imperial election because you never stay in one place long enough to claim residency
2. Instead of fighting the "Tyranny of the Empire", reduced to fighting the not quite as menacing Dark James' (Sorry, newsgroup inside joke!)
And the number one reason...
1. Tired of taking orders from someone who should be the main course at a seafood restaurant.
C3P0 is the first character to speak in Star Wars.
"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."
- Carl Sagan
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