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Top 10 Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt
in the StarTrek Universe
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
5. One word: lightsabers.
4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
1. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
StarWars is the most successful movie-related toy line up ever sold. Even back in 1978, for the first year that Kenner offered these toys, it sold more than 42 Million of them, with far and away the action figures with 26 Million for a twelve varietie. Between 1978 and 1986, some 250 Million figures will be sold over the World.
The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
~Carl Sagan
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