With Christmas closing in, I'm reminded of the time I was sitting in a local pizza takeout waiting for my order. Being a good Italian takeout, there was a nativity scene set up, and with nothing better to do I contemplated the figurines gathered 'round the manger:
... shepherd ... camel ... wise man ... wise man ... Princess Leia in slave-girl outfit ... donkey ... wise man ... Imperial Stormtrooper ... Yoda ...
I can only surmise that the tinsel-encrusted bauble suspended over the whole scene was the "Death Star O' Bethlehem."
Sounds for the LightSabers where recorded by moving a microphone next to a TV set !
Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!
- - - Ogden Nash