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Microsoft & Tomatoes
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as
a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and
I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may
start. The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an
email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email,
that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the
job. The man left with no hope at all.
He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then
decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then
sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he
succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three
times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can
survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought
a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery
vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers
in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered
curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build
an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an
email?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an
office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1) Internet is not the solution to your life.
2) If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3) If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an
office boy, than a millionaire...
Have a great day!!!
A cosmic year is the length of time it takes the sun to complete one revolution around the center of the Milky Way galaxy. That's approximately 225 million earth years.
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
~Author Unknown
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