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Windows 99 - Tennesse Version
This is our legacy...be afraid, be very afraid :-)
It has come to Microsoft's attention that a few copies of the Tennessee edition of Windows 99 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Tennessee. If you have one of the Tennessee editions, you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Tennessee edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 99 with a background picture of Elvis superimposed on the state flag. It is shipped with a LeAnn Rimes screen saver. Note the following changes:
The Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse.
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption.
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys.
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard.
Hard Drive is referred to as Wheel Drive.
Floppies are Them Little Ol' Plastic Disc Thangs.
Other features:
Instead of and error message you get a Winder covered with a garbage bag and Duct Tape.
OK == ats awright
Cancel == hail no
Reset == aw shoot
Yes == shore
No == naw
Find == hunt fer it
Go to == over yonder
Back == back yonder
Help == hep me out here
Stop == ternit off
Start == crank 'er up
Settings - settins
Programs == stuff 'at does stuff
Documents == stuff I done done
Also note that WINDERS 99 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Tennessee edition by mistake.
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